Time: 03/09/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers. This week we are joined by the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool. DK has a bone to pick with Big B this week. We welcome another guest to play Choo Choo Match Game. Apparently there is a study that claims marijuana is better taken up the bumb. Then we decide to call a random Chris Ripka. Cave Crew Radio is heard live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the podcast radio network. If you enjoy what we do would you consider donating by Patreon or PayPal?
CCR 2K17 Episode 8 The Return of Choo Choo Stu
Time: 03/02/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: The title says it all this week folks. Join Big B and DK has they welcome back the one and only Choo Choo Stu! Yes, the mystery guest has been revealed. After a long hiatus we chat with Stu about where he is has been and what he has been up to lately. While covering a story about a murder at an allotment, we soon start to hear of Stu's updates. His award, allotment Olympics and his plans for an upcoming scarecrow contest. Big B has been doing a lot of speaking engagements, and how is his bottle collection going. Then we call our guest CJ while he is driving to play the Choo Choo Match Game do we have any winners yet? The laughs are plentiful and the conversation is great. There is too much to tell, so go ahead and enjoy. Cave Crew Radio is heard live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and again on Saturday night at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network. Do us a favor if you enjoy what we are doing please consider becoming a partner either at http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio or on pay-pal. Also don't forget to look us up on twitter and Facebook search Cave Crew Radio. See you next time.
CCR 2K17 Episode 7 The legend of the sidewalk basketball shot
Time: 02/23/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Here we go again cave dwellers and we have a big show for you this week. First up Big B and DK are joined by two special guests. C.J. Ripka from Raw and Real live and we introduce Little B. Little B tries to settle the debate of the greatest heavy metal band of all time. Then he tells a story of a neighborhood legend. Then its time to bring in show favorite CJ Ripka. On tonight's show, the president of Iceland wants to ban pineapple's on pizza, there is a doll in Germany that may endanger your children, a woman is suing for winning the lottery. CJ has two stories as we bring back Take the Bait. Is it males lactating or a gender neutral doll. Then its time for a brand new game where you can win some great prizes. The Choo Choo Stu match game! Want to play? Email cavecrewradio@gmail.com. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and simulcasts on the Podcast Radio Network Saturdays at 8pm eastern. Do you enjoy what we do? You can do a one time donation on PayPal or hit us up on Patreon www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio
CCR 2K17 episode 6 Elton Guerrero and a wooden spoon
Time: 02/16/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers. Its our friend from the far left Eric the Equalizer joining DK and Big B this week for another crazy show. DK discusses a bad back itch and how he resolved it. Eric explains deescalating a dispute between his daughter and ex wife and Big B updates us on his empty whiskey bottle collection. The boys present Eric with a special title, could this be yet another ploy to draw Choo Choo Stu out of hiatus? DK has a new show Live Tonight With DK (http://www.doublekradio.com) Where the host and guests are not allowed to swear. How did the boys make out? We talk about freezing the Antarctic to combat global warming, nudity has returned to play boy, and a sex doll for dogs. Then there is a little bit of wrestling, and reminiscing the greatest presidential candidates of all time. Eric dawns a sequin lucha libre mask and a new character is born. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com And in syndication on Podcast Radio Network, Saturdays at 8pm eastern. Show some support and follow us on Twitter @Cavecrewradio Until next time.
CCR2K17 Episode 5 A drone attack on Mexicans
Time: 02/09/2017 09:00 AM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the show! I think we have finally found the left. This week Sir Big B and DK are joined by special guest Eric Terzo. We have a spirited debate of the left versus the right. Topics include building the wall, the Muslim ban, and protests. We play where in the world is Choo Choo Stu? Then DK invents a new phone app, or bobble head, or toy. What better way to welcome a new guest then by making some prank calls. There is super bowl talk, the weather in New York all well Big B multi tasks on a conference call. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com If you enjoy what we do, maybe consider a one time donation on pay pal or support us monthly on Patreon. Until next time...
CCR2K17 Episode 4 Slim Jim's and Whiskey
Time: 02/02/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave! This week Sir Big B and DK are joined by the one and only man of 1000 voices. Matt Vanderpool. Tonight we discuss what its like to be a volunteer fireman in Upper Sandusky. Big B goes for a drive in the big city, and DK believes he has been placed under a curse. We ask if we should be taking masturbation breaks at work, a fit bit for your penis and quartz dildos. Why is Big B collecting empty whisky bottles. Of course we could not have Matty on the show and not make some prank calls. All this and much more, Cave Crew Radio is broadcast live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and if you like what we do and would like to support the show. Consider a Paypal donation or support us on Patreon. The links are on the home page. See you next week!
CCR 2K17 Episode 3 Take me to your snowflake
Time: 01/26/2017 09:00 AM EST
Episode Notes: We are back folks after a short break. Its Big B and DK at the helm tonight. We go on searches of the unknown you may say this week. Choo Choo Stu appears to be missing in action lately and know one knows why. We have a picture of Choo Choo Sue in a woman's march. If you spot Choo out and about. Please snap a picture and send it to us. We call a UFO hotline to report a strange siting. Then Big B gives his report card on Donald Trump so far. A peaceful transition? Inauguration, protests, first days in office, and our beloved snowflakes are all on the table. We review Big B's latest illness and the strange directions given by his doctor. A 2 minute high is also in order. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on YouTube on Cave Crew TV. If you like what were doing would you consider sponsoring us on Patreon? Or a one time donation thru Paypal? Both links are on our homepage. Next week its the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool! Hear you there.
CCR2K17 Episode 2 I havent got scooby
Time: 01/12/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back to episode 2 of 2017. It appears at the beginning Stu is having audio problems yet again. So Big B and DK dig right in. We talk of a fugitive mafia leader from Italy with a permanent erection, the people of Florida have discovered a new drug, and where in the world is Waldo. Choo then returns to the fray with guitar in hand and starts to perform music for the boys and all of you. Stu attempts to tell us a story about Finland and Big B and DK try to figure out exactly what the point is. How is Big B doing consuming a shot of bourbon everyday? Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www,cavecrewradio.com and please support the show on Patreon www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio
CCR2K17 Episode 1 A pantomime from Bogoton Columbia
Time: 01/05/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Happy New Years Cave Dwellers we are back in studio for another year. Well it is no secret that Big B is the king of the rants it seems DK is about to lay the gauntlet down. He brings in an epic rant from old friend CJ Ripka from Raw and Real (http://www.ripkamedia.com) It seems CJ has an issue with Facebook and a radio station in Columbia. Choo Choo Stu has discovered that wifi is better than buying cables on Ebay. We welcome a new sponsor to the show. Also on tap, Neurologists discover a disease that revolves around twitter, a woman gives birth 4 times in 11 months, Mormons and Jehovah Witness duke it out in an airport, a school board introduces ping pong for credits, dwarfs are suing over acting jobs, and an English legend that involves hitting two bricks together. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live on Thursday nights at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com or on Youtube at Cave Crew TV. If you enjoy the show we are always open to your support at http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio Until next time...
Cave Crew Radio Episode 43 Committee #2 and carpet mulch
Time: 12/29/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: The Cave Crew says good by to 2016 but announces a return for next year. Tonight we review the holidays and discuss our Christmas. Choo Choo Stu drops out with yet more internet problems. Tonight we receive an email from the allotment. Also on tap, we change the way we judge inflation, a rock band plays at chicken chicken, the Russians have hacked a toy, and a man loses his pants chasing his car. Cave Crew Radio is heard live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com we are also on YouTube search Cave Crew TV. Donations are always appreciated. See you next year!
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 42 A toilet emergency and half a Christmas tree
Time: 12/22/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Well here we have arrived for our office holiday party, and what a show it is. Choo Choo Stu has begun the night with a little rumbling in his tummy. DK first has an issue with his mic, and then cuts off the sound of everyone else. But fear not! The show goes on. Choo Choo Stu was under strict rules to find a certain Christmas tree for the Mrs. Imagine the reaction from Big B and DK to see he has only half a tree. Other stories on tap include, poop in space, Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow's life after football, a woman allergic to wifi, no more bells at Big Ben, and legalized sex in Canadian parks. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live Thursdays at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and just a reminder that 2017 is right around the corner and the production of the show does not come cheap. Would you consider becoming a partner. Check out http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio Next week we bid farewell to 2016. Hear you there!
Cave crew radio 2016 episode 41 James finds his tongue
Time: 12/15/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Its the return of Choo Choo Stu this week. So the whole crew is back in the saddle. Big B is delayed because of his Christmas party but the show goes on. DK is very upset about the cold and how some migrants are reacting to it. We have a new toy for our video and we are making the best of it. DK tells a story about a meat pie in England being sent into space. Choo Choo has recorded a couple of calls for us to listen to. One of his elderly aunt and another of him firing back at a telemarketer. We learn some more rules from the allotment. Then during Take the Bait the boys come fully loaded. Stories tonight include, a super honey that heals all, a woman who makes dolls is accused of human trafficking, the first Jewish veterinary clinic, carts with donkeys are fighting for their rights in Jamaica, Jose Consenco wants on Donald Trumps cabinet and there is a new dress code for NFL players attending court. Which ones are true and which are false? Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on Youtube. We thank everyone for their support of the show. If you would like to become a partner by donating go to the home page or visit http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 40 Piss glow and the 10 minute intro
Time: 12/08/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers. Choo Choo is on assignment at the allotment this week, so we bring in Chris "CJ" Ripka from Raw and Real to fill in. Chris is an expert in live and recorded video broadcasting. Check him out here www.ripkamedia.com There as been quite a bit of back and forth lately between CJ and Big B, mainly about our intro. This meeting between the two has been billed as a Titanic Ball Buster. Speaking of the intro, 3 years after it was composed and DK is shocked. Big B's youngest has had a visit with Santa. We have a spirited conversation about the gum you find in hockey cards. Choo Choo checks in for the allotment with promises of a big announcement in regards to our fund raising campaign. DK does not care to wait and promises something shall be done with a ghost pepper. We play Take the bait. Big B has a story about a guy who ships himself in a card board box and some girl named Bethany and a trip to an Indian reserve, and DK chats about STI and glowing beer. Its a barrel of laughs kids. Remember we are live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on You Tube. Its that time of year when all our bills are coming due, and equipment needs to be upgraded. Please consider donating to the show. http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio Later...
Cave Crew Radio Episode 39 A burning heap of black stuff
Time: 12/01/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Hold on tight, there is lots going on in this episode. Make sure you stay until the end the last 30 minutes will have you in stitches. We start the show with Big B's son and Choo Choo's daughter both vomiting all over the house. Dirty sheets, milk curds you get the idea. We then reveal our note books and the secrets inside. We gain access to the minutes from a recent meeting at the allotment. It seems to leave more questions then answers, and what is it that brings the hosts to tears? There is another edition of Take the Bait. Tumble dryers, stray cats, Helen Keller is possessed, ghost peppers up your ass, humus kabobs, dial up internet and porn, metal coat hangers, and the dangers of licorice. Get our drift? Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on YouTube. We have set up a patreon account if you would like to support the show http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 38 Masturbater, cracker eater
Time: 11/23/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all is not quiet in the cave. This week we do the first ever global cheer for Big B's birthday. Why is DK drinking water? Tonight after shooting the shit about nose spray addictions and other things, we have a fun filled politic free show ahead. First up its the return of Take the Bait (True or false news stories and we have a full house) Stories include, Willie Nelson being taken away by the government, Tom Cruise is building a bomb shelter, a computer for dogs, Dolly Parton is a whore, migrants revolt over Nutella, and the social network bandit. Remember dont use google. Then we arrive at the highest court of Urine Stench Alley. It appears Choo Choo Stu is being bullied by another show. Represented by the Magistrate DK they try to convince the good duke, that the code has been broken and they will charge with gross miss conduct. Does it go to trial? Then we have a visit from Andy, and we want to exchange care packages for the holidays. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on the new and improved www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on YouTube. Later....
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 37 I call Bull Shit
Time: 11/17/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back this is the fallout show after the election and the 3 amigos are all in studio. Now that the dust is settled we take a look at some of the events over the past week in regards to the election. Stu and DK are having a hoot looking in from the outside and Big B needs to let off some steam. We debut a new segment Taking the bait. Where the hosts and the audience must tell if a story is fake or true. All 3 hosts interpret the rules differently and it goes sideways as usual. We meet a new friend Andy, hear about a snowflake society, riding on a double decker bus , and the down with Donald pin. We think Big B is suffering from Anti Anti Trump Syndrome and so much more. Cave Crew Radio is broadcast live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on YouTube. See ya next week.
Cave Crew Radio 2016 (Election Special) Extra terrestrial election turrets
Time: 11/08/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: A truly historic date deserves an equally epic show. Its a special Tuesday night edition of the cave. We are covering the biggest election in the modern age. Trump vs Clinton. Big B is providing updates on the election through out the show. DK is moderating and Choo Choo Stu is doing his thing. The man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool also stops by for this epic event. Aside from our political banter on the election we manage to bring you some other angles. What are Big B's snack and beverage choices, we bring you the ever popular Stu cam, when he decides to break in to his neighbors house for free wifi. We play a round of breaking news with Matty. A man with no legs and no arms is on the run, and a teacher gets a dildo stuck in her bumb. What is Stu planning on the allotment if Trump wins. Of course we give our predictions. Who wins the monkey or the goat. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday on www.cavecrewradio.com and on youtube Cave Crew TV
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep36 Rusty Rv and digestive turrets
Time: 11/03/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well the hiatus is over and some things are just worth the wait. DK, Big B and Choo Choo Stu arrive in the studio full of fire this week. We make our final predictions for the US presidential race and Big B has his first rant in a month. Then it appears that Choo Choo Stu has a rare digestive disorder and it makes for more fun in the studio. We then discuss Halloween and DK has an issue with some of the treats that are handed out. Then Choo Choo Stu tells us what its like at Sir Big B's house, all decked out in a robe and a Cravat. To restore order DK attempts to introduce 2 news stories about freaky pregnancies. Just then the boys decide they are going to make up the story from the headline. Choo's daughter gets pierced and DK's son is in a soccer tug of war, of course we play some wing sings for Big B and DK gives an update on the message potatoes. There is so much we couldn't squeeze it all in. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on youtube Cave Crew TV. We are also on Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the podcast radio network. See ya next week!
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep35 Wing sings Wissam jizzum
Time: 09/29/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave folks. Stu is back with DK and Big B feeling better than ever after his venture as a woman and a bout with the man flu. We kick of the show talking about sick days and wages in England, the USA, and Canada. But like always things take a delightful strange turn. DK plays another Wing song for Big B, and a new tune called Pen apple pineapple pen. We talk about a company that will send a potato with your message on it. Also there is a new mask out for Halloween and its a fully functional vagina mask, there is the lady who started a go fund me to support her move after she found 2 burglars having sex on her coach, and a woman who tried to stop a urine test by calling in a bomb threat. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replays Saturdays at 8pm on the Podcast Radio Network. Please be sure to join our Facebook group and check out video from our Youtube channel.
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep34 Sound guy and the bot fly
Time: 09/22/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave everybody. This week Choo is out with the sniffles, so Big B and DK are joined by guest Jeff Gross. Jeff is a sound engineer in Hollywood and has worked on such films as Zombieland and Money Ball. First up we get an inside look at how the sound effects are made and come about in film. DK then dares to ask how they do the sound effects in porn. Let the fun begin. Big B has another disastrous commute home leading to some hate for the UN council, and DK is being tormented by a house fly. We have a story about a woman who is now farting out of her vagina and welcome to the world of egg plant flavored condoms. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replays on the Podcast Radio Network on Saturdays at 8pm. Dont forget to check us out and subscribe on Youtube.