Its back by popular demand Open Mic night. We never know what to expect when we open the phone lines. Choo Choo Stu is away on assignment so its Big B and DK at the helm this week.

Last week we reported on Big B's urine sample going missing and we have a new theory from an outside source.

DK has a story about a loud fart interrupting a snooker championship in London, and of course we begin a conversation of why do you need to be quiet at sporting events.

Next up we call Sheri to join us on the show, it turns out she is an avid pool player and also a vegan. A vegan you say? Well in typical CCR form we play a game called Is it Vegan? Who wins this trivia game between Big B and Sheri?

There is a number on Big B's Vitamin water......so we call it.

Also this week...

There is yet another brawl at the buffet over crab legs.

The Keto diet has a disturbing side effect, it appears a smelly vagina is a side effect. We set out to find a cure. The Keto-douche.

A retirement party has some semen donuts served to its guests.

A man and his dog survive 5 days on Taco Bell hot sauce.

Next week we have a very special live show. Thursday March 14th 8pm eastern its Choo Choo Stu's 4th birthday celebration.

Cave Crew Radio airs every Thursday on www.cavecrewradio.com and replays every Thursday on Radio Haver in Scotland.

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