Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 18 Can you speak proper "Engrish" please

Cave Crew Radio Episode 18

 Can you speak proper Engrish please

 Time: 05/10/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome back Cave Dwellers, tonight is a special Tuesday show as DK prepares to embark on his trip to Florida. Big B returns to the show to tell us about his near death experience, we find out what Choo Choo Stu really does at work, and DK has been robbed. Also on tap tonight, London has its first Muslim mayor, a man is betrayed by his pet king cobra, death by cucumber dildo and now we have sex dolls that can speak to us. This weeks target of Call A Random Chinese Restaurant is Las Vegas Nevada and the boys try out Call and Oates, a Hall and Oates emergency hot line. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and we are sponsored by Unworked Apparel at www.unworkedapparel.com Next week its Stu and Big B at the helm.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 17 Can I have a dry soup and a cow piss hot tub

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 17
 Can I have a dry soup and a cow piss hot tub

 special guest Matt Vanderpool

 Time: 05/04/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone. We are back in the cave for this weeks installment. Joining DK and our junior intern Choo Choo Stu is non other than Matt Vanderpool the man of 1000 voices. So Syrian refugees are not happy with the food choices at food banks in Canada. Choo Choo has a new toy, we share some fart stories after a new report says sniffing them is good for you, a Pakistani prime minister is for sale on E bay, and we are sampling random Harry Potter jelly beans. We call Salami Kar Pai Pai to investigate why cow urine is being packaged and shipped across the globe. Then in the fallout of call a random Swede, the boys invent a new segment called, call a random Chinese restaurant. Go ahead order the #78. Cave Crew Radio broadcasts live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and is in syndication with 102.7 WSNR in Brooklyn and the Wicked Radio network. We are proudly sponsored by Unworked Apparel. Until next time, stay weird, and drink beer.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 16 I need an ambulance, and an ISIS sick day

Cave Crew Radio 2016 episode 16
 I need an ambulance and an ISIS sick day

 Time: 04/27/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers. It appears Big B is stuck in traffic so we call the Swede in for moral support. DK is complaining about scooters slowing down traffic and no one seems to know what they are. Choo Choo lodges a complaint about super electric wheel chairs and the disturbance they are causing. A Ted Cruz look alike is making a porn, weather report is interrupted by a windows 10 update, Kid Rocks frantic 911 call, and now ISIS soldiers are calling in sick. DK reveals he has a secret addiction, and what happens when Erik the Swede calls a random Swede. Cave Crew Radio is recorded live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com We also air Saturdays at 8pm on WSNR 102.7 Brooklyn. Next week its the return of the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool. Cheers!

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 15 When in Rome with an allen wrench

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 15
 When in Rome with an allen wrench

 Special guest Erik the Swede

 
 Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers, happy 420! Tonight Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are all in the house. First up a high school basketball star in DK's home town turns out to be a 30 year old illegal immigrant. A NHL hockey player is fined for using a naughty word. The presidential race in the USA is heating up and Donald Trump is at it again. Then the boys are joined again this week by none other than Eric the Swede. He is the random person we got on the line during call a random Swedish person last week. Erik and Choo continue the debate of who invented the sauna, and some great stories follow. Our search for global domination continues. Cave Crew Radio is broadcast live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and we can now be heard on Saturday nights at 8pm eastern on 102.7 WSNR in Florida. Until we meet again, catch you on the flip flop.

CCR 2016 Episode 14- Erik the Swede and a mongoloid with turrets

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 14

 Erik the Swede and a mongoloid with turrets

 Time: 04/13/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome back friends. Sit down for some baba ganoush and some obersheen with your beer this week. We are testing a video simulcast over on Youtube and Big B is having some audio issues. This week Stu tells us of his neighbor on Tinder, and how she sprays air freshener in her garden. Its time for Call a random Swede. This week we get to have a spirited conversation with a chap named Erik. We check in on Alex's big news and Stu almost loses his dinner. A woman in New York has invented a healthy dildo, fried chicken ice cream in Japan, and DK has more troubles when his oven breaks. Cave Crew Radio is live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com Until we meet again my friends.

CCR 2016 Ep 13 Mr X. London here...while tossing at the front of the train

CCR 2016 Episode 13 Mr X.  London here....tossing at the front of the train

Special guest Mr X and Robert Q

Time: 04/06/2016 09:00 PM EDT Episode Notes: This week DK, Choo Choo, and Big B are joined by well some very special guests. Mr X and his gang from the Bella Terra Mobile Park Estates invades the show. Mr X is the voice behind all the characters on the Angry Old Man Podcast. http://www.angryoldmanpodcast.com We start by having a little chat with Robert Q when low and behold the whole gang pops in to say hello. DK needs to side track things for a second to question Stu about a Thai restaurant in England called Robin Hood. After a short break we convince Mr X to partake in some spirits with the crew, and he pours a glass of straight vodka. All laughs aside, come listen to a great interview and learn how he makes the show, how the characters were created, and all the work that goes into a production like this. There is some talk about the radio biz and the state of pod casting. All and all a very fun show. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com See ya next week

CCR 2016 Episode 12 We are in a down syndrome bath

Cave Crew Radio Episode 12 We are in a down syndrome bath

 Time: 03/29/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Yep. Here we are, DK, Big B, and Choo Choo, on a Tuesday night. Tonight, DK gets a new fridge and is angry at the world. Choo takes his daughter for a piercing. A guy hijacks a plane to serenade his girl, and Choo takes acid in Spain. That's all I have you need to listen. We are live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com please send us some money. We have a donate button.

CCR 2016 Episode 11-For Cod Sake's I left it in the car

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 11-For Cod Sake's, I left it in the car

 Time: 03/23/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome to this weeks show cave dwellers. Choo Choo, Big B and DK are all in the house. Big B has just arrived home from a busy day and is enjoying boneless ribs. Choo has a fascination with Americana and believes a fedora will make him a cowboy. DK has a pet peeve about unknown numbers. Then the boys surprise DK by proclaiming him the Magistrate of Urine Stench Alley after someone decides to give him a new nickname. We then analyze how our authority would play out if we were a game of Chess. Also on tap, Hulk Hogan cashes in, an epic crash in Florida, and terrorism in Canada and Italy. When a man in Toronto hijacks a bus and there is a strange buzzing in a garbage bin. On This week with Alex, we see his dark side and hear about a fish ordered on line. Did you know you could make 12 thousand dollars for traveling and drinking beer? The boys discuss how they order their coffee, and Choo may have confirmed he is in fact a serial killer. Cave Crew Radio airs live 9pm eastern every Wednesday night on www.cavecrewradio.com . We are no available on the Tunein app, as well as Google play and Itunes. If you enjoyed this show please throw a dollar in the tip jar, we always welcome donations. Until we meet again my friends.

Stu loves America. But this is not a cowboy hat!

A very special and fun bonus show

Cave Crew Radio 2016 bonus
 A really special, fun, bonus show

 Time: 03/17/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Well look at this. 2 shows in one week. Well you see, Sir Big B requested it because he could not attend last nights show. Apparently he has a lot to say. We recap the subjects we addressed (Listen to CCR 2016 Eps 10 Gators and penatrators). We talk about the gator lady, traveling to Florida, Choo Choo's birthday, going to a metal concert when you are old and some other stuff. Then just for Big B we do another new segment of This week with Alex. Lets not forget the masturbating ninja. Listen in for this special and very fun and very very exciting show. Check us out at www.cavecrewradio.com See ya!

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep 10 Gators and penetrators

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 10 Gators and penatretors

 Special guest: Matt Vanderpool the man of 1000 voices

 Time: 03/16/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well golly do we have a show for you. DK and Choo Choo Stu are in the house. Tonight we look back at the one year birthday since the creation of Choo. Listen in has DK explains his fear of Pillsbury biscuits. We interview Mary Thorn who owns a pet alligator, that is sensitive to the sun and dines at the table. We almost forgot to mention that the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool joined the party. He gives his speech for the golden anus award. Then a new segment this week with Alex. Alex teaches food safety. More talk about good ole Finland and it wouldnt be a show if we did not address butt chugging. Cave Crew Radio is recorded live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern at www.cavecrewradio.com available where ever good podcasts are free. Catch you on the flip flop.

Bartholomew the birthday clown

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 9 A naked police chief in a special sauna

Cave Crew Radio Episode 9 A naked police chief in a special sauna

 Time: 03/09/2016 09:00 PM EST
 Episode Notes: We are back and we have clearly lost our marbles this week. Its DK, Sir Big B and Choo Choo Stu in studio this week. So why was the Duke absent last week. Then we turn to Queens, New York for a story about a spa and underwater sex. Stu then begins to tell us a story about saunas in Finland and a naked police chief. Last weeks segment on butt plugs was so enticing we decided to bring it up again. Bad decision. Also both Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan have their penises all over the headlines. Apparently orgasmic meditation is a thing, and the Prime Minister of Piss addresses Parliament. Cave Crew Radio is recorded live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com we are also available on Tunein andGoogle Play. Next week. A special
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Enema underwear???

2016 Episode 8.....50 shades of anus

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 8--50 Shades of Anus

 Special guest DJ Chris (from Double Talk Radio)

 Time: 03/02/2016 09:00 PM EST Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave folks. This week its DK with out Sir Big B but fear not. It is old meets new as Choo Choo Stu and DJ Chris (Former host of Double Talk Radio) jump in studio. Perhaps a slow start as we discuss Stu's new position has the prime minister of piss. But the train quickly leaves the station, Choo tells us about his McDonalds experience and using a thing called wiffy. Kanye West is caught using Pirate bay for Illegal downloads, an elf high on acid does battle with the evil Morgoth, apparently if trump wins a lot of people will be moving to DK's beloved Canada, and remember your memory foam mattress is called that for a reason. Then its time for the reporter of the week. Mrs Kotter submits a story about a man who smuggles turtles in his pants, Cho gives us one of a 16 year old boy who gets to live with a porn star for a month, and lastly Cody sends in, a mom who thinks a butt plug is a cats toy. All this and so much more. You never know what we will talk about. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com We are also now on tunein. Like the show? Why not donate, hit us up on the home page. Until next time....

CCR 2016 Episode 7 Smells like zombie Christ urine

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Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 7-Smells like zombie Christ urine

Featuring Choo Choo Stu

Time: 02/24/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Well this show is sure to #KickYouInTheCooter folks. DK and Big B are joined tonight by none other than Choo Choo Stu, and they are hell bent on having a party during our most recent winter storm. Its good to see all of Big B's plumbing and electrical is functioning well. First off a recent visit to a church for a christening triggers some very interesting conversation. Have you ever imagined a resurrected Christ has a zombie? Or a Vicar named Gay? What the hell is a Vicar anyway? Also the boys concede that none of them have watched any movies ever that get nominated at the Oscars, so they plan a little celebration of their own. The Golden Anus award features 3 skits from our show where the guests have acted out skits. First its Choo Choo Stu who brought us Constable Carson in a drunken stupor. Then Dylan and Kayla rein act a jealous girls text conversation. Then its the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool doing Salami vs Elmer vs Dave. Who wins? Just tune in to see. Melania Trump has first lady, smoking a fag, and a new member to urine stench alley. Cave Crew Radio is recorded live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern and if you would like to throw us a couple bucks go donate at www.cavecrewradio.com

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 Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 5 An anal usb 

Guest host Choo Choo Stu 

 Time: 02/10/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Sir Big B returns tonight after his apparent plumbing problems to join DK for this serving of Cave Crew Radio. To start things off we talk Super Bowl 50, Valentines day and Lent. Then has DK is queuing up a story, he has a little technical difficulty. No worries we are back. We have a story about the 5 most haunted toilets in the UK. Our own Choo Choo Stu decides to visit the Bow Bells Pub in London to see whats up. Then we get a pleasant surprise when Choo joins us live in studio. Next up we have a very unhappy Mcdonalds customer, and the boys try to follow up by calling the location. McScuse me! We have our nominees for reporter of the week. First up Mrs Kotter submits a magic 8 ball butt plug, good ole Cody has resurrected presidential candidate Vernin Supreme, and Choo Choo Stu submits a story about substitute mayonnaise at Wendys. Sorry about the glitches folks. Cave Crew Radio is heard live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and you can download on I tunes or Stitcher. Join the Facebook group. Catch you on the flip flop

Cave Crew Radio 2016 episode 4 A real zap in my gap!

 Special guest Matt Vanderpool 

 Time: 02/03/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Well this week Sir Big B is away with plumbing problems so Mr Wednesday night is joined by none other than Matt Vanderpool aka the man of 1000 voices. We start out chatting about the Super Bowl and then move on to the fiasco that was the Iowa presidential cacaos. Oh old Hillary and her coin toss victory, and Donald Trump is being nominated for a noble peace prize. DK thinks it is inevitable that who ever wins, world war 3 is sure to follow. We chat about a 79 year old lady that is electrocuted by a vibrator and we discover that no one in San Francisco answers their phones. We have 3 new stories for our reporter of the week. First Cody submits a story of a new teen craze, mountain dew and gasoline, Choo Choo enters a story about a camel toe strap on, and Mrs Kotter tells us about a suppository for menstrual cramps. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern only on www.cavecrewradio.com We are also available for download on itunes or stitcher