Even though Choo Choo Stu is not in studio this week. We start the show with breaking news. There seems to have been alarms set off in the London Underground with Stu at the helm and we are the first to report it. Not only do we have a panic alarm on car 6, we also have vomit alarms on cars 3 and 4! Big B and DK have questions, but because of COVID the Vomit Patrol has been disbanded. Is it up to Choo Choo Stu to clean this mess? Also on this weeks show Mike Jolitz is back to read the news. Another gender reveal party has gone terribly wrong. Big B and DK explore this strange celebration and think we can add some spice to it. Remember the mother who married a tree. Well its her one year anniversary and she has a boyfriend. Did you hear about the dentist, extracting teeth on a hoover board. and Naked man chases feral hog that stole lap top. All this and so much more on this weeks show. Cave Crew Radio airs live on our homepage, Facebook Live and our YouTube channel Cave Crew TV You can download our podcasts anywhere, and buy our merchandise at www.cavecrewradio.com Follow us on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio Next week is our season finally. See you there!
CCR 2020 Live Two whores and nothing happened
Welcome back Cave dwellers! This is usually the episode where Choo Choo Stu goes on vacation and broadcasts from Canada or New York or some where around the globe. This year with Covid he obviously cant travel, but fear not.
Stu tells us the story of an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas his mom won on the radio. From winning money on the fruit machine, to his favorite dishes and the girl he met poolside. Its another Choo Choo classic. But thats not all! How do you distract yourself during a miss fire? A girl with a wonky eye. Sexy can be simple. The great American sandwich. Its back to school excitement. Mike Jolitz is back to read the news. Cave Crew Radio airs live on YouTube and Facebook, also on www.cavecrewradio.com Follow us all week on Twitter and Facebook. Just search Cave Crew Radio. Only 2 episodes left in this season. What to we have planned for the next? Stand by please....
CCR 2020 Live Drunk angry yellow jackets
Its the last of our annual endless summer beach party episodes, as we start to wind down yet another season of Cave Crew Radio. This week its Big B and DK in the studio. We start things off with DK explaining about his DYI way of killing yellow jackets, in involves a pop bottle. Big B's cave crew radio masks have arrived! Be sure to order yours today. We follow up on Big B's new quarantine carnival treats with 3 new flavors of cotton candy. Mike Jolitz is back to read the news this week, nobody can fit so much in 4 minutes as him. Even the weather. Also up this week Chinese man falls in well is saved by his belly. Daughter assaults father in Florida because of excessive flatulence. To wrap things up we have a mom in a long distance relationship, that swears her semen smoothies cure Corona. Did we mention DK's addiction to seen on tv shopping. Cave Crew Radio airs live on Facebook , on YouTube on Cave Crew TV and on the home page at http://www.cavecrewradio.com We still have lots of shirts and masks in stock. Dont forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter for all the latest. Just search Cave Crew Radio. The last few episodes of the season start next week, so stay tuned.
CCR 2020 Live Roasted potato sex party
Choo Choo Stu returns live from his cabin in England this week. We have some catching up to do, is it possible the cabin is going to be expanded? Big B just ordered his Cave Crew Radio masks want yours? Go here to order https://www.teepublic.com/mask/9475219-ccr-lockdown-shirt Also on board this week A pink hotel Locked in a swingers club Big B is caught for money laundering We discuss underhanded collection techniques The science behind ice in the urinal. The rest we will leave up to your imagination. Cave Crew Radio airs live on Facebook on the group page, Youtube on Cave Crew TV and on the home page You can follow us on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio Next week Stu picks up where he left off. Stay tuned
CCR 2020 Live You are in group C
DK and Big B are back in the cave, for another crazy ride. We talk about some hurricane we cant pronounce, a little play off hockey and Big B reveals what could be his brand new cook book. We continue to support our favorite weatherman Frankie Macdonald before his new world tour with a couple of new clips. A strange wedding invitation puts Big B and DK on opposite sides of the debate. A rough breakup leads a mum in Australia to get some strange prank calls. Apparently people are receiving random packages of seeds from China. We do our best to understand what is going on. If you have seeds send them to us so we can grow them in secrecy at the allotment. A farmer finds a prosthetic leg in his crops and reunites it with the owner. Cave Crew Radio broadcasts live on Facebook and on our YouTube channel Cave Crew TV You can download our podcasts anywhere. For all past episodes, official merchandise and other ways to support. Check out the homepage http://www.cavecrewradio.com We are on Facebook and Twitter just search Cave Crew Radio Next week DK is going fishing. See you when we return.
CCR 2020 Live Its conditioning your foreskin
DK and Big B are back in the cave for this weeks episode. DK elaborates on the drone story, explaining about the missing helicopter and the drone that is stalking him. DK decides to arm himself with an army of drones and Big B proclaims him the homing pigeon squadron commander. We then start to talk about Choo Choo Stu and plan on inventing a game and series of children s toys, perhaps a movie. The president of YouPorn is supporting the use of glory holes for safe sex. An actor is choosing a sex doll as his bride. A man steals a 40 pound dildo called moby. Minnesota police are using drones to bust topless sunbathers, and a drive through strip bar with a 2 song limit. Uncle Guido visits us and sings a song and Frankie the weatherman is planning a world tour. Cave Crew Radio airs live on Facebook and our YouTube channel Cave Crew TV. Our podcasts can be found at http://www.cavecrewradio.com or where ever you download podcasts Check us out on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio
CCR 2020 Live Lane splitting LA
Big B and DK are back and this is. Well lets say an interesting episode. Jeff Gross the Hollywood sound guy was scheduled to appear on the show to have a left vs right debate with Big B. Jeff first appeared on the show in 2016 on episode titled The sound guy and the bot fly. Jeff was riding his motor cycle through the hills of Southern California during the show and did not arrive in time. So we have footage and audio with Jeff has he is riding through California. Thats a first for us. We learn all about lane splitting and we get a breath taking demonstration. Jeff will be back for the original topic sometime soon. Also on the show An update on Choo Choo Stu's sense of smell With things opening up, what is summer vacation looking like this year. We weigh in on the state of sports. A listener in the audience from Michigan wants to be a guest on the show. All this and so much more has our Endless Summer Beach Party officially kicks off. Cave Crew Radio is live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live. We are also in syndication on Cave Crew TV and where ever podcasts are found. Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter, for all the latest. Just search Cave Crew Radio. Merchandise is also available on the home page.
CCR 2020 Live You need an airated sausage
Choo Choo Stu is back, as we continue to celebrate his return. We have a few minor glitches at the end so bear with us. This week we start off by getting an update on the growth of dizzy lizzies. Choo Choo has been peeing on one of his wives plants and we are curious of the progress. Big B announces that he has found a forensic plumbing expert on a show. He explains how this helped to convict a murderer. Choo Choo Stu begins to complain about DK's toilet over flowing when he visited Canada. A Facebook live challenge is excepted! Stu then proceeds to explain all the different types of toilets or lack there of , from around Europe and beyond. He also tells us how they relieve themselves in a pail at the allotment. The mysterious Boardo makes another appearance on the show. He...it, what ever tells us about his recent success on Tic Tok and fields questions from the host. Following his visit the crew is back on toilets again, as Choo Choo explains how he wants this Facebook Live Challenge to proceed. Also This week Sex doll spectators at a Korean soccer match. Nurse in Russia is fired for wearing a bikini under a see through gown. A new social distancing idea at a bar, that involves inner tubes. Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live. We are also syndicated on Cave Crew TV on YouTube and Radio Haver in Scotland Follow our social media on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio If you would like to follow Boardo just search Boardo Live on Facebook, Twitter, and Tik Tok
CCR 2020 Live I am at about 5% of my smell
After a long break. Big B and DK are joined by Choo Choo Stu in the cave. We have a lot to catch up with Stu, so buckle up. You never know how this is going to turn out. Stu is broadcasting live from his backyard long cabin. It appears he is peeing on his wives Busy Lizzies. We propose an experiment. Pee on one bush and only water the other, and lets keep track if the urine will kill it or help it grow. With all the quarantine getting to everyone, it seems like Stu has a new house guest. How long will this guest be staying? Last we talked to Stu, he was returning to drive the trains. What were the ghost trains like. In what is sure to be the main event of the show. Stu decided to go get a Covid Test. After only mild symptoms he explains his sense of smell just isn't what it used to be. 5% has a matter of fact. He goes to an aquatic center run by the military. There is an awkward young girl , a blue tooth soldier, and a broken cotton swab involved. Big B and DK are just trying to make sense of all this. Stu proclaims that the next thing he wants to do, is back up the whole family and his house guest to be tested for the anti bodies. Will Stu and his family save the world. We cant wait to hear the results of this one. We get an update on the allotment during these strange times and the distribution of the black stuff. Finally we have a new video feature at our disposal. This week we go to Florida for a paint fight at a Home Depot. Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live. We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. Just search Cave Crew Radio Dont forget your Lockdown 2020 T Shirt featuring the cast of CCR. Just go to the home page www.cavecrewradio.com Next week.....The return of Choo Choo Stu Two
CCR 2020 Sperm flies everywhere
We are back with your hosts Big B from Queens, New York and DK from Ontario, Canada. This week Greta Thunburg has been chosen to be on the CNN expert panel. We discuss this, then DK reveals a new theory, involving Seth Clinton, Hillary (the one they call Rodham) Clinton and Greta. What are your thoughts. Also this week... A high scale restaurant is using mannequins for social distancing and a unique dining experience. A German cafe is promoting social distancing by having you wear hats with pool noodles attached. Robot dogs are patrolling Singapore parks. Fruit Loops mascot toucan sam has got a make over. Oh ya and we hate it! All this and so much more on this weeks show. Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live. We are also in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube Be sure to join us on Facebook and Twitter. Search Cave Crew Radio Get your T Shirt on the home page www.cavecrewradio.com
CCR 2020 live The 4 horseman of the rona apocalypse
Big B in Queens, New York and DK from Ontario Canada are back in the cave, for this weeks crazy serving. The T Shirts have arrived. Get your CCR 2020 Lockdown shirt at http://www.cavecrewradio.com What is all the buzz about the murder hornets. Big B gives us a break down. B is interrupted by a call from Pennsylvania and he answers it live on air. Does Big B have a secret, is he really practicing social distancing? After the break, we are joined or interrupted by a new friend. Its the debut of Boardo! Who is Boardo? Then the fun begins has we read the news. Here is whats up this week. The virus has been discovered to exist in seaman. A small sample size from China confirms. The use of Urine on the moon too make bricks. Denmark allows sex with domestic animals during lockdown. All this and so much more! So what are you waiting for buy a shirt. Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and Facebook Live. We are syndicated on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube. Follow us on Twitter and join the Facebook group search Cave Crew Radio
CCR 2020 Live Have you been expressed
This week we are joined by the man of 1000 voices. The one and only Matt Vanderpool. We also get an unscheduled visit from London England when Choo Choo Stu returns. Join Sir Big B in Queens New York and DK in Ontario Canada, for this fast paced, funny show. You might say...we had a hoot! On this weeks show Big B's masks have finally arrived, as he continues to quarantine from ground zero. Matt gives us an update from Ohio and talks about being an EMT during these strange times. Choo Choo Stu pops in unannounced and immediately gets the ball rolling. Have you ever expressed your dog? Well your about to get a lesson with the rest of us. The black stuff has arrived at the Allotment and we learn the difference between the black stuff and the manure. We have a full chat room tonight and we are having fun with Jason Scott. DK has discovered a new app where we can call random people during the rona. First up is Jason, he is not much fun, but then we talk to Vitalis and the show goes long. All this and so much more on this weeks show. Cave Crew Radio airs live on Facebook Live and www.cavecrewradio.com We are also in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and on YouTube on Cave Crew TV. We are on social media, Facebook and Twitter search Cave Crew Radio. New T Shirts are coming soon. Next week we welcome back Dr. Mike Devine from Gray Matters Radio
CCR 2020 Live Taco Bell has fries
This week its Big B and DK in the Cave. Choo Choo Stu is still recovering in quarantine from possible Covid 19. We start by giving updates on how the situation is in both Canada and Queens New York. Big B has still not left the house as Queens is a hot bed for the virus, while DK continues to work but is limiting exposure. This week we take a look at a couple of TV Shows. After all the entire planet is binge watching. First up Big B gives us a review of the Tiger King. Underground zoo keepers, weapons, murder, and a presidential campaign. Apparently the best thing since her comes Honey Boo Boo. Next up its Dark Side of the Ring's Chris Benoit. A very well produced show for wrestling fans and non fans. The true story of a professional wrestler that brutally murdered his wife and young son. Then killed himself. We weigh in with our opinions. Next up just has DK is beginning the news, long time listener Jason Scott joins the show to chat. Jason is a bug killer, he only eats fast food. Jason explains the best places for pizza and burgers. Then he shocks Big B when he announces Taco Bell has fries. Well then his battery dies and the boys just do a wrap up. We are always trying to engage with you so make sure you join the Facebook and Twitter feeds for updates. Search Cave Crew Radio We broadcast live on Facebook and at http://www.cavecrewradio.com and in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on You Tube. Until next time stay safe.
CCR Live 2020 Im to sexy for the Rona
Back again kids. Live from Canada, England, and the USA. First up we get a run down on what everyone has been up too. DK in Canada is still working and living as normal a life as possible. Big B in New York has been working from home and has not left his house in a week. Choo Choo Stu has been placed in quarantine in England because his wife was exhibiting symptoms. We have a new sponsor if you have not heard. Dickeys Barbecue at http://www.dickeys.com use #CaveCrew10 for 10% off We have news! An influencer from Tik Toc was joining in on the Corona virus challenge. He was filming himself licking toilets. Guess what he has the Rona! A large group of people in France, recently assembled to break a Guinness book of world record. 3500 Smurfs in one spot. Thats right...Smurfs We start to revisit some old times. Do you remember Lisa the one legged aboriginal? Well we get into some in depth conversation with Stu over her, just to pass some time. Cave Crew Radio is currently not following a set schedule. Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter just search Cave Crew Radio to get updates. Be sure to check out our home page at http://www.cavecrewradio.com We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on You Tube.
CCR Season 6 the great duck breast heist
We are back just in time for our Thanksgiving special. Big B is smoking a turkey and Choo Choo has another new tattoo.
Also this week
Choo Choo Stu's shirt is drawing attention it appears it can speak.
Tanning your butt hole seems to be the new fad.
The government of South Dakota is pulling its don't jerk and drive ads.
A Doctor in the UK believes masturbation should be prescribed.
DK loves the idea of being able to by KFC skin but gets scolded for the way he obtains it.
White Castle is now serving beer.
Choo Choo Stu steals a car and steals food for his catering side job.
Mike Jolitz is back with all the latest news and weather.
T shirts are on sale at the home page for black Friday http://www.cavecrewradio.com
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CCR Season 6 Seth Clinton and the wild west conspiracy
The tension builds is Choo Choo Stu awake for this weeks show? Indeed it is. He gives an update on the dead rat in is ceiling and it appears he has a new tattoo.
Big B is up next and he gives an update on the invasion of the allotment by the infantry of Urine Stench Alley. It appears Dave and Wendy aren't ready to surrender just yet.
We play a clip of a Wheel of Fortune contestant that seems to be trapped in a loveless marriage.
Big B has supplied us with a number that you can call to hear Hall and Oates songs anytime you want. Yes we give it a call.
There is a story of an elder that shot a woman with a squirt gun filled with urine.
We talk a little bit about the weather and the scary names these storms have.
Mike Jolitz is back with the fastest breakdown of all the headlines from the past week.
You have heard of the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. Well we give you the 6 degrees of Hillary Clinton and explain how she can be tied to every travesty and conspiracy in history.
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CCR Season 6 Squanto a punk rock band from Staten Island
This week its DK, Big B and a sleeping Choo Choo Stu. Yes we have the Stu cam and as the show goes on you can watch Stu snoring logs in his cabin. DK and Big B start things off with a little football and baseball.
Then we have an incident at the allotment! It appears there have been some robberies. After reading the letter from Dave and Wendy, and no Stu to give us the details. We decide it is time for the citizens of Urine Stench Alley to invade the Allotment. We have declared liberation, stay tuned.
Next we have a conversation about the origins of Canadian Thanksgiving. It appears Martin Frobisher from a stream in Canada invented Thanksgiving 43 years before the Americans. Then with time to spare, we dive into the true origins of American Thanksgiving. Wait until you hear what we have discovered.
Mike Jolitz is back with his weekly news.
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CCR Season 6 A lap dance on my vomit pants
This week Choo Choo Stu, Sir Big B and DK are back live in the studio. Big B has received a book for his 23 and me. We learn about his roots from Sierra Leone. Choo Choo Stu has a rat dead in his ceiling and he is using sachets to get rid of the smell. All three of us have new glasses.
Choo Choo Stu tells us about the threesome that almost happened in his musical Christmas socks and Big B has some stories about strippers.
Mike Jolitz reads the news, to cover all the latest headlines.
Also on tap. Greta Thunberg says we are destroying the planet and stealing her youth. A Russian man is suing apple for turning him gay, and a guy trips out at Disney Land after taking acid.
Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 8pm eastern on www,cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live and in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube.
CCR Season 6 I slept with my spirit guide
We start the show with Big B renaming himself has the barbecue pit master of Queens, Immediately we get down to business with the story of Vicar Hackinam. Once this flops DK tells the story of the girl that dreamed that she swallowed her engagement ring. That leads to Choo Choo Stu telling the story of his terrestrial experience with his astral lover named Kenya, The boys pledge to dive deeper into this and to get a medium on the show.
Bring in Bridgett the Midget. She loses her mind and stabs Jeremy James in the leg. Next up Mike Jolitz reads the news, followed by a guy that swings nun-chucks while spraying bug spray. To top things off Big B's favorite host Alex makes a rape joke.
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CCR Season 6 Trying to find Googie Koogie
Welcome back to the cave. This week. The wonderful life of Choo Choo Stu takes a dramatic turn. When Stu tells us the story of, seeing his future wife's bedroom from another girls room. Stu tells of us of the early days of his courtship. Including sleep walking, taking apart a stove and an area rug sleeping bag. We also cover a story of a young English gal that marries a tree. Both Stu and DK use vaping has a means to quit smoking. We try to present the facts of recent deaths and sickness and our look on vaping. Mike Jolitz returns for another fantastic segment of Mike Reads the News. Its the fastest 3 minutes in radio. DK has been to the optometrist and reveals he has high cholesterol, and Big B shares a similar story he had at the eye doctor. Then its time for the Amazon Fresh debate. Choo Choo Stu swears by it, Big B provides an alternative and DK just cant seem to wrap his head around it. Then DK shares with Big B the return of his good friend Alex. Alex is doing his sixth anniversary show for fish keepers and we have clips. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern 5pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on Raw Talk Online and Facebook Live. We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland, on YouTube and where ever podcasts are found. We have T shirts available on the home page and join us on Facebook and Twitter just search cave crew radio. Next week Stu brings us to his wedding and tells us the story of We named him Vicar Hackinam