Even though Choo Choo Stu is not in studio this week. We start the show with breaking news. There seems to have been alarms set off in the London Underground with Stu at the helm and we are the first to report it. Not only do we have a panic alarm on car 6, we also have vomit alarms on cars 3 and 4! Big B and DK have questions, but because of COVID the Vomit Patrol has been disbanded. Is it up to Choo Choo Stu to clean this mess? Also on this weeks show Mike Jolitz is back to read the news. Another gender reveal party has gone terribly wrong. Big B and DK explore this strange celebration and think we can add some spice to it. Remember the mother who married a tree. Well its her one year anniversary and she has a boyfriend. Did you hear about the dentist, extracting teeth on a hoover board. and Naked man chases feral hog that stole lap top. All this and so much more on this weeks show. Cave Crew Radio airs live on our homepage, Facebook Live and our YouTube channel Cave Crew TV You can download our podcasts anywhere, and buy our merchandise at www.cavecrewradio.com Follow us on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio Next week is our season finally. See you there!
CCR 2020 Live Two whores and nothing happened
Welcome back Cave dwellers! This is usually the episode where Choo Choo Stu goes on vacation and broadcasts from Canada or New York or some where around the globe. This year with Covid he obviously cant travel, but fear not.
Stu tells us the story of an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas his mom won on the radio. From winning money on the fruit machine, to his favorite dishes and the girl he met poolside. Its another Choo Choo classic. But thats not all! How do you distract yourself during a miss fire? A girl with a wonky eye. Sexy can be simple. The great American sandwich. Its back to school excitement. Mike Jolitz is back to read the news. Cave Crew Radio airs live on YouTube and Facebook, also on www.cavecrewradio.com Follow us all week on Twitter and Facebook. Just search Cave Crew Radio. Only 2 episodes left in this season. What to we have planned for the next? Stand by please....
CCR 2020 Live Drunk angry yellow jackets
Its the last of our annual endless summer beach party episodes, as we start to wind down yet another season of Cave Crew Radio. This week its Big B and DK in the studio. We start things off with DK explaining about his DYI way of killing yellow jackets, in involves a pop bottle. Big B's cave crew radio masks have arrived! Be sure to order yours today. We follow up on Big B's new quarantine carnival treats with 3 new flavors of cotton candy. Mike Jolitz is back to read the news this week, nobody can fit so much in 4 minutes as him. Even the weather. Also up this week Chinese man falls in well is saved by his belly. Daughter assaults father in Florida because of excessive flatulence. To wrap things up we have a mom in a long distance relationship, that swears her semen smoothies cure Corona. Did we mention DK's addiction to seen on tv shopping. Cave Crew Radio airs live on Facebook , on YouTube on Cave Crew TV and on the home page at http://www.cavecrewradio.com We still have lots of shirts and masks in stock. Dont forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter for all the latest. Just search Cave Crew Radio. The last few episodes of the season start next week, so stay tuned.
CCR 2020 Live Its conditioning your foreskin
DK and Big B are back in the cave for this weeks episode. DK elaborates on the drone story, explaining about the missing helicopter and the drone that is stalking him. DK decides to arm himself with an army of drones and Big B proclaims him the homing pigeon squadron commander. We then start to talk about Choo Choo Stu and plan on inventing a game and series of children s toys, perhaps a movie. The president of YouPorn is supporting the use of glory holes for safe sex. An actor is choosing a sex doll as his bride. A man steals a 40 pound dildo called moby. Minnesota police are using drones to bust topless sunbathers, and a drive through strip bar with a 2 song limit. Uncle Guido visits us and sings a song and Frankie the weatherman is planning a world tour. Cave Crew Radio airs live on Facebook and our YouTube channel Cave Crew TV. Our podcasts can be found at http://www.cavecrewradio.com or where ever you download podcasts Check us out on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio
CCR 2020 Live Lane splitting LA
Big B and DK are back and this is. Well lets say an interesting episode. Jeff Gross the Hollywood sound guy was scheduled to appear on the show to have a left vs right debate with Big B. Jeff first appeared on the show in 2016 on episode titled The sound guy and the bot fly. Jeff was riding his motor cycle through the hills of Southern California during the show and did not arrive in time. So we have footage and audio with Jeff has he is riding through California. Thats a first for us. We learn all about lane splitting and we get a breath taking demonstration. Jeff will be back for the original topic sometime soon. Also on the show An update on Choo Choo Stu's sense of smell With things opening up, what is summer vacation looking like this year. We weigh in on the state of sports. A listener in the audience from Michigan wants to be a guest on the show. All this and so much more has our Endless Summer Beach Party officially kicks off. Cave Crew Radio is live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live. We are also in syndication on Cave Crew TV and where ever podcasts are found. Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter, for all the latest. Just search Cave Crew Radio. Merchandise is also available on the home page.
CCR 2020 Live Shamus the bee
Big B and DK are back in the cave for a brand new edition of Cave Crew Radio. This week we talk about some brand changes that are happening with Uncle Bens and Aunt Jamima, on top of that we consider that the far left is trying to erase history, and edge closer to communism. We have a new segment this week. Big B, this is your life. We will bring up a subject and Big B will discuss this in detail. Over the next several episodes, we will get a deeper look into the character of Big B and what has shaped him. If you enjoyed the wonderful life of Choo Choo Stu, this segment is for you, as we get to know one of the crews founding members. This week see what memories arrive from cooking with Alex. The rise and fall of All Radio X. Also this week, DK has brought the news The popular soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful is bringing in sex dolls for there romance scenes. Are sex dolls the answer for rescuing the soaps in these perilous times. A man is packed up and ready to defend the peace at a rally in Wisconsin. Enter the Riot control bees, the adventure begins. Also in New York they have recommendations for safer sex during the pandemic. We present to you the evolution of the glory hole. Cave Crew Radio has aired live for 6 years on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and Facebook Live, we also syndicate on YouTube on Cave Crew TV Follow us on Twitter and Facebook, and get your official merchandise. You can also download the podcast anywhere, just search Cave Crew Radio. Our first endless summer beach party starts next week with a special returning guest. Stay tuned!
CCR 2020 Live You need an airated sausage
Choo Choo Stu is back, as we continue to celebrate his return. We have a few minor glitches at the end so bear with us. This week we start off by getting an update on the growth of dizzy lizzies. Choo Choo has been peeing on one of his wives plants and we are curious of the progress. Big B announces that he has found a forensic plumbing expert on a show. He explains how this helped to convict a murderer. Choo Choo Stu begins to complain about DK's toilet over flowing when he visited Canada. A Facebook live challenge is excepted! Stu then proceeds to explain all the different types of toilets or lack there of , from around Europe and beyond. He also tells us how they relieve themselves in a pail at the allotment. The mysterious Boardo makes another appearance on the show. He...it, what ever tells us about his recent success on Tic Tok and fields questions from the host. Following his visit the crew is back on toilets again, as Choo Choo explains how he wants this Facebook Live Challenge to proceed. Also This week Sex doll spectators at a Korean soccer match. Nurse in Russia is fired for wearing a bikini under a see through gown. A new social distancing idea at a bar, that involves inner tubes. Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live. We are also syndicated on Cave Crew TV on YouTube and Radio Haver in Scotland Follow our social media on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio If you would like to follow Boardo just search Boardo Live on Facebook, Twitter, and Tik Tok
CCR 2020 Live I am at about 5% of my smell
After a long break. Big B and DK are joined by Choo Choo Stu in the cave. We have a lot to catch up with Stu, so buckle up. You never know how this is going to turn out. Stu is broadcasting live from his backyard long cabin. It appears he is peeing on his wives Busy Lizzies. We propose an experiment. Pee on one bush and only water the other, and lets keep track if the urine will kill it or help it grow. With all the quarantine getting to everyone, it seems like Stu has a new house guest. How long will this guest be staying? Last we talked to Stu, he was returning to drive the trains. What were the ghost trains like. In what is sure to be the main event of the show. Stu decided to go get a Covid Test. After only mild symptoms he explains his sense of smell just isn't what it used to be. 5% has a matter of fact. He goes to an aquatic center run by the military. There is an awkward young girl , a blue tooth soldier, and a broken cotton swab involved. Big B and DK are just trying to make sense of all this. Stu proclaims that the next thing he wants to do, is back up the whole family and his house guest to be tested for the anti bodies. Will Stu and his family save the world. We cant wait to hear the results of this one. We get an update on the allotment during these strange times and the distribution of the black stuff. Finally we have a new video feature at our disposal. This week we go to Florida for a paint fight at a Home Depot. Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live. We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. Just search Cave Crew Radio Dont forget your Lockdown 2020 T Shirt featuring the cast of CCR. Just go to the home page www.cavecrewradio.com Next week.....The return of Choo Choo Stu Two
CCR 2020 Sperm flies everywhere
We are back with your hosts Big B from Queens, New York and DK from Ontario, Canada. This week Greta Thunburg has been chosen to be on the CNN expert panel. We discuss this, then DK reveals a new theory, involving Seth Clinton, Hillary (the one they call Rodham) Clinton and Greta. What are your thoughts. Also this week... A high scale restaurant is using mannequins for social distancing and a unique dining experience. A German cafe is promoting social distancing by having you wear hats with pool noodles attached. Robot dogs are patrolling Singapore parks. Fruit Loops mascot toucan sam has got a make over. Oh ya and we hate it! All this and so much more on this weeks show. Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live. We are also in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube Be sure to join us on Facebook and Twitter. Search Cave Crew Radio Get your T Shirt on the home page www.cavecrewradio.com
CCR 2020 live The 4 horseman of the rona apocalypse
Big B in Queens, New York and DK from Ontario Canada are back in the cave, for this weeks crazy serving. The T Shirts have arrived. Get your CCR 2020 Lockdown shirt at http://www.cavecrewradio.com What is all the buzz about the murder hornets. Big B gives us a break down. B is interrupted by a call from Pennsylvania and he answers it live on air. Does Big B have a secret, is he really practicing social distancing? After the break, we are joined or interrupted by a new friend. Its the debut of Boardo! Who is Boardo? Then the fun begins has we read the news. Here is whats up this week. The virus has been discovered to exist in seaman. A small sample size from China confirms. The use of Urine on the moon too make bricks. Denmark allows sex with domestic animals during lockdown. All this and so much more! So what are you waiting for buy a shirt. Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and Facebook Live. We are syndicated on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube. Follow us on Twitter and join the Facebook group search Cave Crew Radio
CCR 2020 Live Have you been expressed
This week we are joined by the man of 1000 voices. The one and only Matt Vanderpool. We also get an unscheduled visit from London England when Choo Choo Stu returns. Join Sir Big B in Queens New York and DK in Ontario Canada, for this fast paced, funny show. You might say...we had a hoot! On this weeks show Big B's masks have finally arrived, as he continues to quarantine from ground zero. Matt gives us an update from Ohio and talks about being an EMT during these strange times. Choo Choo Stu pops in unannounced and immediately gets the ball rolling. Have you ever expressed your dog? Well your about to get a lesson with the rest of us. The black stuff has arrived at the Allotment and we learn the difference between the black stuff and the manure. We have a full chat room tonight and we are having fun with Jason Scott. DK has discovered a new app where we can call random people during the rona. First up is Jason, he is not much fun, but then we talk to Vitalis and the show goes long. All this and so much more on this weeks show. Cave Crew Radio airs live on Facebook Live and www.cavecrewradio.com We are also in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and on YouTube on Cave Crew TV. We are on social media, Facebook and Twitter search Cave Crew Radio. New T Shirts are coming soon. Next week we welcome back Dr. Mike Devine from Gray Matters Radio
CCR Season 6 A lap dance on my vomit pants
This week Choo Choo Stu, Sir Big B and DK are back live in the studio. Big B has received a book for his 23 and me. We learn about his roots from Sierra Leone. Choo Choo Stu has a rat dead in his ceiling and he is using sachets to get rid of the smell. All three of us have new glasses.
Choo Choo Stu tells us about the threesome that almost happened in his musical Christmas socks and Big B has some stories about strippers.
Mike Jolitz reads the news, to cover all the latest headlines.
Also on tap. Greta Thunberg says we are destroying the planet and stealing her youth. A Russian man is suing apple for turning him gay, and a guy trips out at Disney Land after taking acid.
Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 8pm eastern on www,cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live and in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube.
CCR Season 6 Trying to find Googie Koogie
Welcome back to the cave. This week. The wonderful life of Choo Choo Stu takes a dramatic turn. When Stu tells us the story of, seeing his future wife's bedroom from another girls room. Stu tells of us of the early days of his courtship. Including sleep walking, taking apart a stove and an area rug sleeping bag. We also cover a story of a young English gal that marries a tree. Both Stu and DK use vaping has a means to quit smoking. We try to present the facts of recent deaths and sickness and our look on vaping. Mike Jolitz returns for another fantastic segment of Mike Reads the News. Its the fastest 3 minutes in radio. DK has been to the optometrist and reveals he has high cholesterol, and Big B shares a similar story he had at the eye doctor. Then its time for the Amazon Fresh debate. Choo Choo Stu swears by it, Big B provides an alternative and DK just cant seem to wrap his head around it. Then DK shares with Big B the return of his good friend Alex. Alex is doing his sixth anniversary show for fish keepers and we have clips. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern 5pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on Raw Talk Online and Facebook Live. We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland, on YouTube and where ever podcasts are found. We have T shirts available on the home page and join us on Facebook and Twitter just search cave crew radio. Next week Stu brings us to his wedding and tells us the story of We named him Vicar Hackinam
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CCR Season 6 A fossil fuel known as poo
The boys are back for another season. We have a jam packed show. Big B's former and employer and the man that fired him, are involved in not one, but two scandals! The Japanese boss was called home for sexual harassment. DK demands to know what happens when they are called home? Then another co worker is charged with embezzling millions of dollars.
The Wonderful world of Choo Choo Stu continues with the nightmare taxi ride and the fatal attraction girl.
We have a public service announcement involving hurricane Dorian with a Florida man who has an idea on how to stop it and the always entertaining Frankie the Weatherman.
Then its the fastest 3 minutes in radio. When Mike Jolitz reads the news.
Finally we have a news story about a lightning bolt hitting a septic tank and causing an explosion from the fart gas. We way in on the merit of this and if it would be possible.
Choo Choo Stu and DK discuss the vaping controversy and Stu has a new tattoo!
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Coming up next week, Choo Choo Stu tells the story of I can see my future wife's bedroom from some other girls room.
CCR Endless Summer 2 Orgy at your own risk
Its time for the annual mental health check up on the crew. So its the return of none other than Dr Mike Devine. Last year was so much fun we had to do it again.
This year Mike has us send him a hand drawn picture of our house, and us in a tree. What does this say about our mental state? Then Mike has a fill in the blank exercise. When all is said and done we get our annual review. The results? Listen in.
Mike tells us how we inspired and helped him start his own radio show, Gray Matters Radio. We get a chance to learn about this show and we think Big B would be a perfect guest.
Check out the show here https://www.graymattersradio.org/
Then its time for Mike to chime in with us on weird news
Metro condemns passenger who slid naked through Melbourne train
Female swinger suffers heart attack after 'overdoing it' during orgy
Loud fart gives away suspect's hiding spot, leads to arrest
Finally we turn the tables and DK, Choo Choo and Big B evaluate Mike.
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Next week the endless summer beach party returns with Raymond the Amish Comic
CCR Endless Summer 2 Go Go Gadget Bowels
The Endless Summer Beach Party continues and this week we are going even more global then usual. This week Drew Carson is live in Studio from Scotland. We discuss several topics including.
Mind Garden on Amazon Prime
Radio Haver
The Drew Carson show
Orchid Grove Audio Drama
Then its on to the weird news. This week we have
Florida man throws feces at judge during trial, misses — and is acquitted
Police: Alleged Copper Thief Electrocutes Himself, Dies
Alabama Man On The Lam Insists He Didn't Give Meth To 'Attack Squirrel'
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CCR Endless Summer 2 Teresa has been found
Let the madness begin! We kick off our second annual Endless Summer Beach Party with none other than the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool. We start the show with Stu broadcasting from what appears to be a porno casting couch. Anyways we digress
First up we are searching for customer service from TLC Pearls so we call the number and we reach a call center in India, Salami Kar Po Po is the one that answers.
Choo Choo Stu tells us about an English delicacy called suet.
Well we start with this FLORIDA MAN ACCUSED OF STEALING POOL FLOATS SAYS HE DID IT FOR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION 'INSTEAD OF RAPING WOMEN What Stu has in store for us is another story all together.
Driver Accused Of Hitting Squad Car While Looking For 'Saved By The Bell' Clip On Phone
Drunk man terrorizes streets of small Polish town in Soviet tank
All this and so much more on this weeks show.
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CCR Season 5 Stu's glory hole imporium
We are back and to start the show it is just Big B and DK. We decide to hold a contest with our live audience to see what time Stu will appear on air. Well it turned out Eric Evil was our winner and we have shipped him a Cave Crew Radio T Shirt of his choice. All our merchandise is available at http://www.cavecrewradio.com Be listening all summer as we intend to have more great giveaways.
The show starts with a story about some Canadian professors that believe Dodge Ball is bullying. We dive into this as well as the current state of inclusiveness in society.
While we are waiting for Stu, Big B shows some pictures and we have questions about a sauce that is simply labelled hot. Once Stu arrives we get our answer, even if its not the one we want to here.
From here on out the show is dedicated to a deep dive into glory holes. Who is the pusher and who is the person that just opens their mouths. How is this arrangement made. Who sets up the glory hole. What are the rules of glory hole. You are going to learn more than you want to about glory holes on this weeks show but it will be fun. That much we can promise.
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Coming June 20 with new contests, guests and more
CCR Season 5 Baby tasing and ass eating
Its a full show for you this week. First DK has another package arrived and is going to open it on air. Then the conversation switches to products from China and according to Big B their weapons are of the highest quality. Enjoy has we see some of his samples that he ordered from China,
Choo Choo Stu is back from France and he has purchased a new guitar. A friend of his is having an album release party. DK thinks the music is catchy so he plays a clip for the audience.
There is big news from the UK this week with the birth of a new baby. Behold Prince Archie. If you want to hear about all the latest Royal news, you know you have come to the right place.
Also on tap this week:
A man in New Zealand excepts a bet. All he has to do is sit on a bee's nest.
Meet Pee and Poo the new mascots in Vancouver to educate us on things you can and cant flush down the toilet.
We hit the jackpot this week in Florida news. A woman is hiding an alligator in her yoga pants, a fart at the Dollar Store escalates, a man slams his lawn mower into a cop car, and another man is arrested for an "I eat ass" sticker on his pick up.
Wait there is more
Keeping on topic of bee's. DK gives Choo Choo and Big B a quiz to check their knowledge, and Choo Choo Stu tells us all about the Vomit Squad on the subway.
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CCR Season 5 Water Moccasin Kisses
Choo Choo Stu is away joining the French Foreign Legion so we bring back friend of the show, Brad Carter from Phone Losers of America and the Snow Plow Show.
This week here is what we have on tap.
Plastic McDonalds straws are selling for big bucks on EBay
A Florida man is hospitalized because he kissed a poisonous snake
We catch up on Brad's legal troubles.
We do a couple of prank calls this week. Looking for a happy ending at a message parlor and ringing the customer bell at Arbys.
We play two calls from the Snow Plow show about alternate universe and flushing a Christmas tree down the toilet.
Then how much do you know about Cinco de Mayo we find out with this weeks interactive trivia game.
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Next week.....Choo Choo Stu returns from France has he prepares to battle the gypsies at the allotment.