CCR Season 5 Urine stench alley salty chips not

Its a special Friday night show and you know we are ready for the weekend. Choo Choo Stu is kicked out of his log cabin has we return to our routes on good ole Urine Stench Alley. We decide that Sir Big B should have a pewter statue in his honor, and google maps should consider this an English land mark.

Justine Bieber has challenged Tom Cruise to a UFC fight and we relive epic celebrity battles of the past. In honor of Tom Cruise, DK announces that Stu and Big B will square off in Scientology trivia later in the show.

In response to the men's slapping competition, we learn there is now a low blow booty slapping championship in Siberia. Well you know we will need to take a deep dive on this one.

Also on this weeks episode

Arizona man gets bit while trying to barbecue a rattlesnake and

Florida man steals car, kills dog chases man with ax, found naked in chicken coop.

We are just one week away from our Endless Summer Beach Party 2. We are planning on bringing in some special guests and more major announcements during our favorite season.

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CCR Season 5 Stu's glory hole imporium

We are back and to start the show it is just Big B and DK. We decide to hold a contest with our live audience to see what time Stu will appear on air. Well it turned out Eric Evil was our winner and we have shipped him a Cave Crew Radio T Shirt of his choice. All our merchandise is available at http://www.cavecrewradio.com Be listening all summer as we intend to have more great giveaways.

The show starts with a story about some Canadian professors that believe Dodge Ball is bullying. We dive into this as well as the current state of inclusiveness in society.

While we are waiting for Stu, Big B shows some pictures and we have questions about a sauce that is simply labelled hot. Once Stu arrives we get our answer, even if its not the one we want to here.

From here on out the show is dedicated to a deep dive into glory holes. Who is the pusher and who is the person that just opens their mouths. How is this arrangement made. Who sets up the glory hole. What are the rules of glory hole. You are going to learn more than you want to about glory holes on this weeks show but it will be fun. That much we can promise.

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CCR Season 5 Cult leader, log cabin glory hole

Well we are finally back after our short hiatus and we have one crazy show in store for you. It's been a busy week for us here in the cave. We started out on Tuesday by invading Big B's heavy metal show, Metal Thunder Radio. The show is filled with great music but some how we are able to leave our mark. DK has a story about a weatherman that loses his shit over angry fans demand he aborts his weather cast and return to the bachloret. We talk about the lonely life of a weatherman and then discuss amber alerts.

Choo Choo Stu has arrived from work and is broadcasting from a log cabin he has built in his yard. After hearing about this, DK and Big B immediately assemble to ideas of how this latest project can be leveraged to their advantage.

At first it appears the only missing from this rustic castle is a bathroom, the ideas start to flow. But all of a sudden Stu teaches us a very cool new word. Pronounced Ur-ine-al the boys lose it and we go completely off course. Next up is all about bidet's and glory holes.

As we watch Stu's less then perfect stream, we decide he should start broadcasting live and start a cult. The era of enlightenment has arrived in the cave. Goodbye Urine stench Alley welcome to the temple of the Urineal.

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In just a few weeks it will be time for our Endless Summer Beach Party series as we wrap up Season 5, be sure to keep an eye out for some major announcements.

CCR Season 5 Baby tasing and ass eating

Its a full show for you this week. First DK has another package arrived and is going to open it on air. Then the conversation switches to products from China and according to Big B their weapons are of the highest quality. Enjoy has we see some of his samples that he ordered from China,

Choo Choo Stu is back from France and he has purchased a new guitar. A friend of his is having an album release party. DK thinks the music is catchy so he plays a clip for the audience.

There is big news from the UK this week with the birth of a new baby. Behold Prince Archie. If you want to hear about all the latest Royal news, you know you have come to the right place.

Also on tap this week:

A man in New Zealand excepts a bet. All he has to do is sit on a bee's nest.

Meet Pee and Poo the new mascots in Vancouver to educate us on things you can and cant flush down the toilet.

We hit the jackpot this week in Florida news. A woman is hiding an alligator in her yoga pants, a fart at the Dollar Store escalates, a man slams his lawn mower into a cop car, and another man is arrested for an "I eat ass" sticker on his pick up.

Wait there is more

Keeping on topic of bee's. DK gives Choo Choo and Big B a quiz to check their knowledge, and Choo Choo Stu tells us all about the Vomit Squad on the subway.

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CCR Season 5 Water Moccasin Kisses

Choo Choo Stu is away joining the French Foreign Legion so we bring back friend of the show, Brad Carter from Phone Losers of America and the Snow Plow Show.

This week here is what we have on tap.

Plastic McDonalds straws are selling for big bucks on EBay

A Florida man is hospitalized because he kissed a poisonous snake

We catch up on Brad's legal troubles.

We do a couple of prank calls this week. Looking for a happy ending at a message parlor and ringing the customer bell at Arbys.

We play two calls from the Snow Plow show about alternate universe and flushing a Christmas tree down the toilet.

Then how much do you know about Cinco de Mayo we find out with this weeks interactive trivia game.

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Next week.....Choo Choo Stu returns from France has he prepares to battle the gypsies at the allotment.

CCR Season 5 Cancer in the butthole

This week there is more sickness in the Big B household, DK fixes a lawn mower and Choo Choo Stu has a visitor. Last week we were talking about safe words and DK has brought a story of 'intimacy coordinators' something that actors use during sex scenes in Hollywood. Well this leads to porn movies and actor performance which ultimately leads to 8 track sex tapes. We cant explain, you just need to listen.

Also up on this weeks show

A pregnant couple attempts to get neighbors to cook and clean for them using a new app.

Woman sends 159 thousand texts to man after their first date, threatens to make sushi from his kidneys and thats not all she does.

This week in Florida a man threatens to unleash his army of turtles on the area.

We talk about resorts, strange destinations, and someone has decided to call us the international panel of weird.

All this and so much more on this brand new episode.

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Cave Crew Confessions

Here we go its our Easter Special. We have some Easter Trivia, and all the weird news from around the globe. Here is whats coming up on this weeks special edition.

The Archdiocese of Michigan is allowing members of the Catholic Church to eat Muskrat Fridays during lent. Would you eat it? We release our poll results. We also reveal the strangest things we have ever ate and find out that Big B is a picky eater.

A man is suing his parents for disposing of his porn collection. Like anything else in the Cave we begin talking about garbage pickers and recycling. You just never know where the story is going to lead us.

Time to go to Florida. A Florida teen has been arrested for a second time. The first time was for attempting to do a professional wrestling move on his principal, this time he is wrestling a plastic alligator in a pond at a mall. Of course he filmed it for his Instagram.

Next up we discuss a new study that suggests mens beards have more germs then dogs, enter Big B.

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CCR Season 5 I have not raped

How do we get even crazier then we already are. How about a special Friday night show. Big B has mailed us a present, Choo Choo Stu has received his in England. But DK's arrived has an empty envelope. Yet another scandal! Who stole DK's present. This year at the allotment we are growing Big B;s Beets and DK's Jerkin Gherkins. Anyway we digress. Here is what we have on this weeks show.

There is now a condom that takes 4 hands to open. That is leading the way for the no means no movement.

We have located a couple of churches. The first is removing sexual demons from the members. The second is a pastor that says all sodomites will get cancer and have flames shooting out their butt hole. We have audio of both.

This week in Florida, we have 4 stories. First up 3 women air drying at rest stop take cops on high speed chase. Next a man is accused of shop lifting days after buying 8 million dollar island. Then Florida man dies after winning roach eating contest, and finally a man is charged after being charged for the murder of his girlfriend by choking her during oral sex.

Wait there is more. Toddler locks mothers I phone for 45 years, and your google home device is listening in on you.

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CCR Season 5 Dutch oven dog farts

After our short break the boys are back in the cave. This week we start by talking about Stu's new log cabin he is building, and DK and Big B weigh in on how there is always pieces that dont fit or having an extra piece. Cave Crew Radio has had its on pool league on a phone game, we get an update and the boys weigh in on the favorite game on their phones.

Also this week...

Building the wall will cause a shortage of avocados.

Canadian couple drives with corpse in van to avoid American health care.

Man is suing his boss because of stinky farts.

Delivery driver samples a milk shake and is caught on camera.

Fisherman has his line broken and stolen by a drunk mermaid.

All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday on www.cavecrewradio,com and in syndication on the Podcast Radio Network and Radio Haver from Scotland.

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CCR Season 5 There is a pirate ship in her pants

This week our audio is fixed, for now. Choo Choo Stu is drinking Caesars for this week, a classic Canadian drink. Lets watch him has the show goes along. Big B was a guest on Raw and Real. He tells the story about Beaver Utah again and DK thinks it gets better every time he tells it. Choo Choo has been painting his house, he paints his neighbors fence because its ugly.

Also up this week. DK reports there is a now a DNA test kit for your dog, would you use one? Also the web seems to be having another tonight. In the saying Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, how many times to you Chugga?

Also this week...

A man loses his virginity to an extraterrestrial in the back seat of a ford.

Florida woman shop lifts and then proceeds to masturbate in the back of a van on the way to the police station.

Speaking of masturbation. A Texas legislator wants to impose a 100 dollar fine, every time a man masturbates and we have updates on Mama June and Robert Kraft.

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Cave Crew Radio Choo Choo turns 4

Its hard to believe it all started with an email from England 4 years ago and now we could not imagine a show without Choo Choo Stu. On tonight's show we take you back and relive some of the best moments of the last 4 years and continue to make memories for the future.

We are troubled by some strong winds in the studio so DK and Stu are knocked off the show a few times, but we persevere to get through.

Here is what we have in store from the Choo Choo Stu vault

The night Stu was picked up by the cops and we meet Constable Carson.

Stu contacts food poisoning from a sex act.

From Choo Mania the famous beer chugging contest.

Through the years Stu has composed alot of music, we have one of his songs.

The greetings and birthday wishes were pouring in. Thank you to Jason, Sheri, Mike Jolitz, Angry Old Man, Scimitar X, Rich and even Donald Trump.

Of course we have some news stories for you. Including a bus driver thats inebriated, who tells the students to F off and abandons the bus and a woman almost dies from oral sex.

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CCR Season 5 Satan Meat and semen donuts

Its back by popular demand Open Mic night. We never know what to expect when we open the phone lines. Choo Choo Stu is away on assignment so its Big B and DK at the helm this week.

Last week we reported on Big B's urine sample going missing and we have a new theory from an outside source.

DK has a story about a loud fart interrupting a snooker championship in London, and of course we begin a conversation of why do you need to be quiet at sporting events.

Next up we call Sheri to join us on the show, it turns out she is an avid pool player and also a vegan. A vegan you say? Well in typical CCR form we play a game called Is it Vegan? Who wins this trivia game between Big B and Sheri?

There is a number on Big B's Vitamin water......so we call it.

Also this week...

There is yet another brawl at the buffet over crab legs.

The Keto diet has a disturbing side effect, it appears a smelly vagina is a side effect. We set out to find a cure. The Keto-douche.

A retirement party has some semen donuts served to its guests.

A man and his dog survive 5 days on Taco Bell hot sauce.

Next week we have a very special live show. Thursday March 14th 8pm eastern its Choo Choo Stu's 4th birthday celebration.

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CCR Season 5 Cock Tea and Salsa balls

This week in the cave we kick things off with Big B telling us a story about a recent visit to the doctor for some routine testing. A mystery unfolds as we try to discover how his urine has gone missing. DK, Choo Choo Stu and the listeners try to peace this puzzle together and figure out the possible destinations of Big B's missing pee.

There is no new drink this week being created so we decide to talk about our favorite beverage beer. Hear the favorites and opinions from Canada, the USA and England.

Then its time for a little bit of politics. Big B talks Cohen, DK talks Wilson-Raybold and Stu reviews Brexic.

Speaking of beer DK brings up a story about a new Lucky Charms Flavored beer.

During CCR Live PD we have 2 stories. First up a brawl at a buffet in Alabama over crab legs leads to arrest of 2 patrons, and a delivery driver in Tennessee is arrested after dipping his balls in salsa because of a small tip and he tapes it for Facebook.

Also on this weeks show

Americans excessive use of toilet paper is destroying the forests in Canada

A parrot is stuck on a roof and is not responding nicely to its rescuers.

All this and so much more.

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CCR Season 5 Vulnerable butt plugs

We are back live in the cave. To start things off Big B has another concoction from his big book of booze. The CCR (Recipe below). While he is making his latest masterpiece DK tells a story about a Hungarian amazon girl he once dated.

In a chat room request Big B tells the story of when he visited Beaver, Utah and the case of the stolen tractor.

Then we know winter is almost over when Choo Choo Stu has visited the allotment. Never to disappoint us he updates us on the gypsies invaders and then introduces us to a new kind of manure. The Green Stuff! Wait until you hear whats in it and how it compares to the black stuff.

Also on tap for this weeks show.

DK unveils this weeks CCR Live PD segment with a story of a large group of underage Amish teens busted for underage drinking.

Sex robots will soon be turned into murderers.

A group of college students are demanding an NHL team change their name.

Porta Potty explodes.

A Wisconsin school will no longer be giving awards to its cheer leaders for biggest boobs and nicest bum.

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Here is the recipe for this weeks drink The CCR

1 oz Canadian Mist

1 oz Beefeater Gin

1 oz Peach Brandy

2 oz Orange Juice

2 oz Simple Syrup

It's a very mellow drink. Definitely a spring/summer type drink

Stay tune for Big B's next drink....The prostitutes friend.

CCR Season 5 The prostitutes friend

We are back and spending Valentines with you. First off Sir B Big introduces the first recipe from his Big Book of Booze the Snow Mexican (recipe below). Well he is mixing his newest concoction, Choo Choo and DK field some questions from the crowd, including whats up with Prince Phillip and some Valentines day chat.

DK brings in an addition of CCR Live PD where this week in Detroit an undercover agent arrests an undercover agent posing has a drug dealer (with audio)

Also on tap this week

There was a brawl at a seniors residence over seating at a bingo game.

A ghost in a students apartment turns out to be an impostor wearing her clothes.

You can hunt big foot with Jose Consenco for 5000 dollars,

There is now an all girls exclusive boys scout troop in Ohio.

Bill Cosby is apparently very happy in jail and customers wait for orders in an A & W restaurant while it burns to the ground,

All this and so much more on this special Valentines edition of Cave Crew Radio

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Here is the recipe for the Snow Mexican from Big B's Big Book Of Booze

1/2 oz Silver Tequila

1/2 oz Peppermint Schnapps

1 oz Canadian Mist Whiskey

3oz White Chocolate Liquer

1/2 oz Simple Syrup

Mix in an ice filled shaker & pour

CCR Season 5 I also have a thorn in my ass

Oops! We forgot to upload our latest episode. Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are all back in studio this week. Big B is preparing 2 new drinks to debut on the next show, Its a polar vortex what happens when you forget to bring in your beer. Have you ever been so hammered you woke up somewhere strange. DK is having technical difficulties because of the weather so please bare with us,

Also on this weeks show,

How does Stu still have a thorn in his ass, 20 years later?

We have a Florida man who stole laxatives instead of narcotics,

A man is leaving bags of pee soaked bologna on his neighbors porches

We have a snow shovel fight between two women,

Stealing your neighbors wifi

Then Choo Choo and Big B take over the show due to DKs internet issues. Upon his return they try to convince him its the beginning of the show on loop again. Make the best of a bad situation i guess.

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CCR season 5 Chapter 7 A purple motherfucker and snow Mexicans

Its Big B and DK in the cave this week. We are so excited about debuted on Radio Haver that Big B has decided to make them the national drink of Scotland. Upon further investigation we discover his homemade book of drink recipes.

Here is whats in store this week

KFC gravy candle

A man is arrested at a convenience store for trying on condoms.

Woman is shot after offering sex for 5 dollars and some Pringles.

We learn how to create a proper voodoo doll.

New survey...if a man cooks who should could clean?

Reusing margarine containers and is it fries and gravy or gravy fries.

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Bonus from Sir Big B

For everyone that listened last night, here is the recipe for a purple motherfucker

1oz vodka
1oz Southern comfort
1oz amaretto 
1oz razzmatazz (raspberry schnapps)
1oz sweet n sour mix

Mix in an ice filled shaker

Pour and add 7up (or Sprite) for taste

CCR Season 5 Chapter 6 Rose flavored Pringles

The crew is back and its time for Big B to award Choo Choo Stu and DK with their Asshole Merit badges. Lots on tap for this weeks show

A woman has been banned from Walmart for cruising around in an electric cart while drinking wine from a pringles can.

We review Bird Box and talk about the bird box challenge.

Prince Phillip age 97 is involved in a car accident,

China apparently tried to plant cotton on the moon.

KFC do you take the skin off the chicken?

Man pulls down pants on flight and takes a pee,

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This week in weird news episode 1

Big B is at a Jewish wedding and Stu is not available. So DK takes to the airwaves solo for This Week in Weird News. DK takes us on trip around the world with some of the strangest news of the week. He is joined by a full and fun chat room and Al the producer comes into chat.

This week

College student eats his exes fish and sends her a picture of his poop. "I found your fish"

A womans dry eyes is treated with erectile dysfunction cream.

Energy drink pulled off shelf because of prolonged erections

Substitute teacher poops and rubs it all over picnic tables.

and a lottery ticket mix up in the biggest way.

We also end up playing finish this nursery rhyme.

All in all it was great fun. Will DK do it again? Perhaps.

CCR Season 5 Chapter 5 Dining on Anus Stew

First show of 2019 and Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are in the house. We start by reminiscing about our start in January of 2015 and how we met Choo Choo Stu. The rest has they say is history. We all give a recap of our holidays and New Years festivities, and there is a flu again in the Big B house. But hey if you had a doctor that prescribed whiskey you would get sick too!

Speaking of New Years we recap the network coverage and give our review. DK tells a story how NBC didn't even show the ball drop and Chrissy Teigen is talking about vagina steaming. Hey now! Here we go now. Big B googles it and gives us a lesson, apparently mug wort is a popular ingredient. Now the live crowd is warming up to us.

Also on this weeks show

We have another recall! Condoms are in danger of bursting.

There is a man who thinks he found anus in is curry stew purchased at Tesco, and Stu seems to understand.

Mack Baggs a transgender wrestler is doing nothing but winning.

and there is a bacterial outbreak at a naked sex club.

Then we talk a little bit of sports and the value of learning to lose.

All this and so much more on tap for our debut show of 2019. We would like to thank the large crowd that turned out to listen and watch us live, we enjoyed interacting with you through out the show.

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January sees us debuting in the UK on Radio Haver and we are pumped for our UK take over. Until next time cave dwellers stay weird!